she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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