why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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