I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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