I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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