my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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