i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Randomize
