So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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