what if I'm pregnant?
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Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
do nipples grow back?
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