yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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