we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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