you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Do plants get herpes?
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