you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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