Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
barbara walters just said penis...
babies were throwing up all over the place
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
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