Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
