Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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