I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
that's an acceptable place to lick
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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