Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
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