They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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