I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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