As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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