i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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