But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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