Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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