May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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