I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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