is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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