and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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