He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I would fuck him just for his dog
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