Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
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