Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
Randomize
