We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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