Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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