just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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