Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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