Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Randomize
