I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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