I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
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