Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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