bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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