guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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