For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Help. Why am I so naked?
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