I didn't shave. On purpose
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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