she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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