i jhust puked up my retainher.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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