too bad you live with your parents still
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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