oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
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