My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
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