Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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