also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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