Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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