Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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